| | all the guys here are either gay, dumb, ugly, or assholes. romantically, i haven't met a nice guy in this god damn place EVER.
1. mark: he was my first boyfriend. my first kiss. nuff said. it ended after like a month, if that.
2. david: the guy i think i loved. he lived in georgia though, which was a problem, seeing as i lived roughly 700 miles away... i mean he was probably the best boyfriend i had, considering. 9 months.
3. tyler: i think he was gay, and his penis was itty bitty. i broke up with him four days before our one year anniversary because i started to like another dude. but i did it nicely because he had a bracelet of mine, and i wanted it back. afterwards i was a megabitch. end of relationships.
4. river: oh river... i had liked him since i think july 2008. and we made out for the first time in october or 2008, but we couldn't pursue a relationship for two reasons: i had a boyfriend, and he was in love with his ex.
5. ross: we made out for like 4 hours in his car in the middle of the night in the valley, and didn't talk for like a month after because we felt ridiculously awkward about it.
6. river: (again) we had a consistent "fuck buddies" relationship from july 2008 to january 2009. i ended up falling for him, but all i was to him was sex. i mean hey, i can't blame him, i can take a guy to the moon haha.
7. jd: we hookedup like twice, i didn't really want to, but i considered being in a relationship with him for like a week cause he liked me or something, but i was like, nahhh, and so was he.
8. josh: lost my vcard to him in a car, in a parking lot somewhere. i don't think i had sex with him any place BUT a car, in various locations. this is kinda bad, just cause i got high and then after 3 or 4 hours of knowing him, we fucked.
9. timi: we made out, after i had made out with river. and then later that night i hookedup with josh. did i mention i was high?
10. ted: i was trying to go to sleep on my couch, but he was kinda like heeeeeeeeyo all night and like hitting on me i guess, but i was kind of oblivious until he like laid on top of me and started sucking face and i didn't know what to do but kiss back, but after a while i couldn't breathe and i pushed him off. really awkward.
11. jake: i think i kissed him, but everyone says i didn't. but i remember him being in my house and in my bed. so i don't know, it makes sense.
12. rob: i THINK we kissed. maybe. i don't remember.
13. paul: it was kind of a pop kiss but honestly we had no physical chemistry. he wasn't my type. but he wanted more and now he's all mad about the fact that i told him i didn't want a relationship, but honestly (shhh, it's a secret) it was because i wasn't into him.
(quite a list of conquests)
but like honestly lately i don't know what it is with guys but i'm sick of them hitting on me. honestly if i could get a fucking chastity belt and lock myself in it i would, or i would be a lesbian. but i like sex and penis too much, so what do i do?!! like right now? do you want to know how many FUCKING guys are trying to get in my pants? FIVE, maybe more! that's RIDICULOUS. i mean most girls would be happy with that but right now i just want to settle down with a nice boy. i'm kinda picky, i'm not gonna lie. but i mean if you're the following, send me a message or something. i need someone to cuddle with.
funny, cute, smart, honest, passionate, and tall.
that's not too much to ask is it? |
| | Posted 2/26/2009 12:18 AM - 24 Views - 2 eProps - 2 comments
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